Last night I poured some caustic drain cleaner into our bathtub and bathroom sink. Both were draining slowly and, since I am now on maternity leave, I need to get this place in order before baby's imminent arrival. That means cleaning the bathroom super well (Brad and I both have the ability to ignore a gross bathtub for longer than I care to admit).
This morning when I woke up, I noticed that Brad's shower water was in the tub and it wasn't draining -- at all. I came downstairs and called a plumber. After spelling my last name SIX TIMES for the woman who answered the phone, I procured an appointment for Wednesday morning. I figured I would just, I don't know, shower quickly up to my ankles in cold dirty water?
After that I started thinking about how I really didn't want to shower in the filth, so I decided to try our plunger in the bathtub. I figured the worst that could happen would be that it didn't work, crap would start coming back out of the drain into the tub, and I would call my friend Misty to see if I could shower at her place today. I had the plumber scheduled, so no big deal. I'm sure they've seen worse. Lo and behold, it worked like a charm. I took a shower and our drain drained like a normal drain. I was immensely proud of myself.
So I came back downstairs and cancelled the plumber. Then I called Brad at work:
K: I am a plumbing genius! *Goes on to describe in great detail how I awesomely saved the day and like $200.00 in plumber fees.*
B: Could you maybe text me or something that you are not in labor before you call? Like, say, "I'm not having the baby, but I'm going to call you."
I guess I gave him a bit of a scare, especially since the last thing he said to me this morning on his way out the door was "call me if you go into labor!"